Student of human nature

So I am an avowed people watcher. In fact, mocking my fellow Americans while they shop at the mall is one of my almost favorite pasttimes.

My husbands feigns indignation that he has such a mean spouse, but show me a good mullet and he's right there whispering, "Would look at the mullet? Is that a girl or a guy?"

As an aside, I also like to check out hot chicks with big breasts, which he seriously enjoys, so I think that's why he puts up with the mean comments also.

Today on my drive to work, I was behind this crappy little Toyota truck that had some of the best bumper stickers. They were essentially a local listing of some of our hard-core local punks bands. (Because if you're not hard core, you're not punk. Or some shit like that...)

One in particular caught my eye: Sister Mary Rotten Crotch.

I had to look this up as soon as my computer was booted up. I just can't let a good rotten crotch pass me by.

This band my have the best tag line I've ever seen: If you wanted it tight, you shoulda brought a bigger dick.

I am getting that printed on my business cards!

P.S. My favorite local hard-core punk band. Props to Pete.