Have mercy

So I was going to write a post today about research, in particular the research topics that we spend millions of dollars on and produce no usable results. For example, today's research topic is about how early man may have been hunted by large predatory birds. And this helps my life how?

I would also like to mention the medical condition that causes a one-eyed cat, and the study that shows 7 percent of workers are shnockered during work hours.

However, during a legitimate research project for my yet-to-be-named large tax prepartion company, I stumbled across the Church of StopShop and the venerable Reverend Billy -- a pompodoure-having, suit-wearing evangelical who looks like he's hopped up on scotch. It makes me want to send him a gift card to Target.

There are no words..

Well, this will do. A direct quote from his site:

Every so often I feel like giving into the bullshit and wandering into the Church of Lard that is McDonalds to devour their babydrugfood in order to alleviate my prodconsumer depression. Now, however, with the spirit of the Church Of StopShop inspiring me I now stand before the House of Ronald and just say no to their bogus delicrap, buns of air&animal and creamy bins of plastic iced margarine.

Praise the Lord and pass the credit card!