Pass the side of fat, please

So, I'm always amazed by the obesity studies that come out during this time of year. American's are 60 percent fatter than they've ever been. Manufacturers are actually widening seats in cars and buses to hold our fat asses. Being overweight is challenging our health system, translating into higher insurance rates across the board. And on average, our five year-olds are already overweight -- by FIVE.

Most recently, the FDA approved the over-the-counter sale of a fat blocking drug that "helps the overweight slim down only when combined with a diet and exercise regimen."

Therein lies our problem. There is no way to lose weight that does not involve a treadmill, barbells or a nice brisk walk around the block. We have literally Tivoed ourselves into two-sizes larger pants.

That is so depressing. Please pass the cheescake, I can't handle the news.

Bring ephedra back to the market, then we'll talk.

P.S. Doesn't this picture make you think of that butt song? "I like big butts and I cannot lie..."

0hhh, it's stuck in your head now!