I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed

Let it be known that I have some buttons that are easily pushed. I don't like people to make fun of my hair, freckles, short stature or my kid. I can joke about these things until you puke from laughter, but never you tread in that direction.

I also get a little hyped up on certain issues, mainly free speech, what I choose to do or not do with my body and everything George Bush does or says.

Evolution and the desire to teach/not teach is not usually one of my hot button issues, probably because it's just a stupid argument. I believe science should be taught, regardless of how you feel about the principles surrounding it. It's the educators job to teach my son. It is MY job to teach him how those theories do or do not fit into my religion.

But when the dumbfucks on the Kansas School board get their panties in a wad because they don't like a cartoon, I just get pissed off.

They are like a small-town brand of big government: "We'll tell you what to think and how to feel about important issues. Don't trouble yourself with opinions and knowledge."

If they start fucking with Dilbert, I swear I'll go postal!