Overheard while getting ready for work...
He: "Where are your pants?"
Me: "Downstairs. The cuff is coming unstitched so I'm ironing it flat."
He: "Did you take your heels off when you took your pants off?"
Me: "Yep."
He: "Why did you put them back on?"
Me: "My toes were cold."
He: Pauses for a moment, appraising outfit of only shirt and high heels. "Could you wear that later?"
Me: "With heels or without?"
He: "With the heels, please. With."
Me: "Ah, there's the man I married!"
2 comments:
Oh good heavens ... that might be overshare. But then again I am used to you, so I should not be surprised.
You should be immune by now, McFarland! I tend to overshare...
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