I think it's well estalished that I'm a huge fan of music. I don't go through a single day without listening to something, even if it's Dan Zane.
On Friday night I had the distinct pleasure of enjoying one of my favorite new bands in a great outdoor venue.
I'm also a big fan of people watching and there is no better place than a concert -- and this crowd did not disappoint.
The things that people will wear in public never fails to amaze me. I was vastly overdressed because I was wearing a bra. Apparently the rage with all the kids these days are tube tops and gravity. And let's just say, some boobs need the support -- especially when you plan to bounce up and down in time to the music.
I would not consider myself much of a boob person. I tend to notice a woman's hair, eyes, face before moving down but I could not look away as some of these bra-less wonders bounced around in front of me.
In my defense, I'm not tall. In my high-heels, I manage to reach 5'4" (5'5" with the hair) and that leaves me at nipple level in many cases.
I was able to find a few spots where I could actually see the stage and I worshipped the band for a few moments before I went back to the booby parade. It was a really great show though.
I think I was just jealous that my own breasts were so lackluster compared with the crowd. Luckily The Bravery is coming to town next month. That gives me plenty of time to find a tube top and practice flinging my breasts from side to side in anticipation.
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Hopefully you took some pictures you can email me so I can better appreciate these gravity defying breasts.
The only ones that truly defied gravity were medically enhanced. It was more of a battle between breast and gravity, with gravity kicking ass most of the time.
Truthfully, it gave a whole new meaning to "sag."
Alas, I couldn't take pictures. I was weeping profusely.
.... gross ...
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