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Two tickets to Oktoberfest in Kansas City: $5

Endless rides on the rickety amusement rides: $8

Two hot dogs (all beef, my ass) and two "real" lemonades: $12

Unlimited running through one of the fountains in the city of fountains: $0

Not having to fight about bath time thanks to slightly clorinated municipal water: Priceless