The ball of fire received the cutest pair of camo jeans for his birthday. I'll admit, I was envious.
Today while I was diligently (ahem) working on some freelance copy, I decided to check out some favorite stores for a pair of camo jeans in a mommy-friendly size. I thought they would look cute with the new Dr. Marten Mary Janes I'll purchase with my freelance cash.
I stopped by Gap and Banana Republic. No luck.
Inspiration struck. Urban Outfitters. Of course!
Then I saw it. Right there in the jeans section. Skinny jeans. And not just skinny jeans, but those God awful Jordache-looking-tight-around-the-ankles-80s-flashback skinny jeans.
Damnit, I just threw up in my mouth a little.
I fucking hate retro sometimes.
1 comment:
Good news -- the skinny jeans fad is already a couple of years old and is on its way out. High-waisted, wide-legged jeans are the next hottest thing in jeans. I am the mother of a teenaged fashion plate so I know these things.
And, PS: The 80s trends really should be banished from fashiondom forevermore.
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