Me: "Oh Good Lord! That is so disgusting."
Ball of Fire: "What! What! Tell me!"
Me: "Come look for yourself. It's the grossest thing ever."
He peers around my waist to stare into the sink.
Ball of Fire: "Is it a kitten? Or a squirrel?"
Me: "Umm, neither. It's a bunch of mommy's hair that I just pulled from the drain."
Ball of Fire: "Oh, I just thought we had a new pet or something. Never mind."
Me: .....
2 comments:
Exactly! A kitten? It was a massive hairball, don't get me wrong, but a kitten? Save me, Spence, before they all drive me insane!
It's no wonder we don't end up bald (if you lose as much as I do, I totally understand).
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