So, last night I logged on to blogger.com, the generous Website that freely hosts this informative, yet tantalizing piece of literature I call my blog.
On the front page of the site, there is a rolling list of blogs that have recently been updated. I'm busy trying to remember my password with the word "sperm" catches my eye. Wait a minute, let's see what that blog is about!
I wait patiently as the links scroll through again, and sure enough, the blog Sperm Facials has been updated recently. Have mercy, I had been waiting for them to update.
I click on the link, well, because. Do you need more reason than SPERM FACIALS?
Unfortunately it's just soft-core porn. Seriously disappointed. I like things that are unique, different from the herd, standouts. If you can show me how a fresh sperm facial could reduce my wrinkles and wash away freckles, then damnit, I'll read that blog every day. Soft-core porn? I can get that at home watching cable.
But, on the sunny side of life, while I can't wash away those laugh lines, I will soon be able to snort until I'm horny! God Bless America!
1 comment:
So how much would you be willing to pay to get one of these? I know someone that would be willing to do it for free.....
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