And the response goes something like this..

So, in response to Brent (I still don't know who the hell that is) my Uncle Jeff took up the family torch and scorched him with the statment below:

Your hysterical ravings paint a hideous self-portrait, like a soft and chubby Dorian Gray. A walking moral and intellectual void on display with all of the festering sores.

And a bonus, a history lesson from the misanthrope. Whoohoo!

Your best option is suicide, except you'd probably fuck that up, too.