Why would you take a two-year old to Disney World, you're musing to yourself. Because we sadomasachists, obviously.
Actually, we're just cheap, and we found a great deal on airline tickets.
But seriously folks, I'm sure I'll enjoy the look of wonder and joy on my child's face, and all that bull, but a weekend of no sleep and no sex is looming. I'll bring back pictures.
If I'm lucky, I might score a ride on Aladdin's magic carpet.
You think they serve alcohol at Epcot?
Post-script: A co-worker of mine just found out where I'm headed this weekend. She gasped, "Oh, if you get to ride Buzz Lightyear, please tell me."
I "rode" him last night, but I don't think that's what she meant.
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You kill me.
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