It may be an obsession

So, the ball-of-fire two-year old loves the Disney channel. Many a crabby weekday mornings are spent in the company of Little Einsteins and JoJo's Circus.

Lately there has been a mini-show on that I enjoy -- Johnny and the Sprites.

The sad side affect is that I have developed a huge crush on Jonathan Tartaglia. This guy sings, dances and has dimples that just won't quit!

Anyone who pretends to be my friend knows that I have a thing for guys with dimples. I can't help it. You smile, dimple, and I'm a little choked up. My favorite past boyfriends (and my current husband) are all dimpled in the right places.

In addition to his singing and swinging role on Johnny and the Sprites, Tartaglia is also one of the stars of the Broadway smash and Tony-Award winning Avenue Q -- the story of a puppet who comes to New York to follow his dreams and surf for Internet porn. Basically, the perfect family show.

I hear that John and his puppets are returning to the stage, Avenue Q is opening in Las Vegas. Just one time, I want to grab that man's ass. Then my life could be a little more complete.

"Leave some leafy leaves for those who love you."