Alright, I admit I have left you hanging, dear reader. The five of you must be truly upset.
I blame it on time. I have spent the last few days passing tests, massaging asses and writing press releases. I have failed in my attention.
But I do have a great post coming up on a concert I enjoyed last weekend. It's yet another Michele-ish chat about the power of music. I'm sure you'll await with bated breath.
Until then, I am relishing the latest "research" on obesity and low gas mileage. Once again the research community blows me away with their insightful and useful information. I applaud the millions spent on this endeavor.
But I did draw one useful conclusion: Invest in McDonalds and Exxon. It's a sure winner.*
*This blogger is not a licensed broker or a qualified financial analyst. Don't believe a damn word she writes and for Chrissake don't make investments based on her rambling bullshit.
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The last few weeks have been really busy for me too, so I know all about neglecting the blog. Sadly, I don't have anything as exciting as "ass massages" to use as an excuse. =)
I used this as a conversation topic this evening during our long 7 hours of parent/teacher conferences. Then of course we used people that we saw or knew as examples of gas "hogs". I love to people watch!
I can just picture the guy responsible for all the research...the passion, the obsession and how he could talk of nothing else at dinner every night. Pivotal, just pivotal.
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