An instant replay from breakfast with the ball of fire:
"When I grow up, I'm going to marry mommy."
"Oh yeah? You just told Katy from next door that you were going to marry her!"
"Ok, then I'll marry mommy first when I'm a little big and then Katy when I'm very big."
"But daddy is already married to mommy."
"MOMMMMEEEE!" With an exasperated sigh.
"I will be the ring beary at the wedding and I will give the ring to daddy to give to you. Then I can marry Katy later."
"I think that's a good plan."
"Yeah."
Quiet for a minute.
"But I still want to live at our house."
God, my worst nightmare come true...
3 comments:
I love when you write about the Ball of Fire. Interestingly enough (at least to me) I told a friend the other day that I thought my son might win the high school "Most Likely to Still Live at Home When He's Thirty" award. So then I called my brother and asked him if he would teach my son to drive when I die.
Sad, just sad.
At least your son is talking about girls and marrying them. My 13-year-old has never had a 'girlfriend' and doesn't even want to have one. I just keep thinking about how nice it will be when we are 'empty nesters'. I wonder how long it will take him to realize that living on his own is way better than living with me.... :)
Hilarious! That is all I need to say.
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