Overheard at the local Target, as a mother-daughter duo approach the exit doors.
"I joined that gym by my house and I'm going to workout at least three times a week."
"That's great sweetie. I hate to excercise. I've just never liked it."
"No body likes it, mom, its just something you have to suck it up and do."
Approches the door. When it fails to swing open, they stop and look at it.
"Somethings wrong with this door."
"Honey, it says push."
"I don't like the looks of it. Let's go around to the automatic door."
Backtracks to automatic door, which is right next to the non-automatic door.
"Anyway, I figure I could do strength training at least twice a week ...."
What the...?
2 comments:
Ok - so this is just as bad as the super thin soccer mom of 5 boys who is always wearing Yoga clothes and is on an all soy diet - but circles the parking lot 15 times to get the closest spot to the door in her 20 person SUV. BITCHES.
I agree, that sounds like several of my co-workers who order a chef salad with an extra large helping of dessert for lunch!
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