Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Swap meet

I love google. I really do. I have found some of the most interesting things through a google search. I've mentioned before that I like to google myself. Michele (insert last name here) is active in Mother's Against Drunk Driving. A professor at a prestigious university. A colonel in the armed forces, etc. etc. You always stumble onto something new.

Recently I did a google search for something inconsequential regarding insurance. Just a general knowledge kind of search. I found a few pages to my liking, clicked the options and perused. At the bottom of the listing, I noticed the option to find similar pages. I clicked it. The first listing: wife swapping.

Does this relate to insurance? Not really. Do I care? Hell no! Let's talk about wife swappin'!

Did you know there are many benefits to wife swapping, such as:

  • It is a good way for bi-curious women and men to discover their potential bisexuality without becoming drawn in the lesbian or gay community where many felt uncomfortable or unwelcome. Riiight. Because watching your husband butt fuck another guy is not uncomfortable at all.
  • It allows both men and women the opportunity to reject monogamy. Reject monogamy? Let's just move right into polygamy and be done with it.
  • It allows individual to explore and learn lots more about your sexual interests. Just in case that class on S&M bondage moves didn't work out the way you planned.
  • It can enhance a couple's relationship and their commitments to each other. Nothing says, "I love you baby" or "You're the one for me." like screwing another woman.
  • You can make many new friends. New friends who like to swallow, take it up the ass, or have a latex fetish.

But seriously, wife swapping isn't only fun and games. There are rules: Wife swapping is only a primarily social event. The normal social customs of greeting people and initiating a conversation are really not that different than at any other social interaction. It's just done naked and with a stiffy.

Next, I'm going to google "butt sweat" and marvel in all that the Internet has to offer.

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