How does an educated grown woman meet like-minded single men? Enter online dating … and then promptly exit stage left.
I did the free profile option for a popular matching site,
which shall remain nameless.
Chaos.
Ok, maybe chaos is a little strong, but that is how it felt.
My first indication that I had made an error came in the
form of an e-mail from the site itself.
It said: “He e-mailed you. Could he be the one?”
The one? Are you freaking kidding me? Am I teenager in a
Twilight novel? Does he sparkle in the sunlight?
News flash, I AM the one. I am my knight in shining armor. I
complete me. I just want a nice someone to compliment that.
The flood gates opened. Despite my preferences for income,
college education, height/weight ratio, it seemed that every breathing male on
this site e-mailed me -– at once.
I shut it down within 24 hours.
I’m sure there is some magic formula to make these sites
work in your favor. I have seen friends and family find successful
relationships this way. I apparently need to do more research. In the meantime,
it’s back to my fall back plan: country bars and AA meetings.
You just never know. He might just sparkle in the
sunlight after all.
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