Oh my soul

For Christmas, I was blessed with a brand new, red, shiny, 16 gig iPod that is begging for new music. Santa also left a few iTunes cards in my stocking. I was a very nice girl this year, apparently.

I'm craving a song I heard on the new FX show, "Sons of Anarchy." Pretty much if it's on FX, I watch it. It's a remake of an old gospel song called "John the Revelator" redone by Curtis Stigers. Not available.

The closest I've found was a cover from Gov't Mule. At least it has that old blues sound that makes the hairs stand up on my arms with pure pleasure that only an old steel guitar can create.

I'm still looking for "Shamma Lamma Ding Dong" by Otis Day and the Knights.

Yes, they are a real band.! Sheesh...

I love the night life, I love to boogie

If you're still searching for that perfect last-minute gift for the music lover in your life, then look no further!

Music has always been a mainstay of making love, but what about a solo adventure? Now you can take the love of your life -- your iPod -- and combine it with multiple orgasms. If that doesn't say "Happy Valentine's Day" than frankly you're retarded!

Whoever thought of this one was a fucking genius ....

Runnoft

This morning, the unspeakable happened. I dropped my precious ear buds for my all-time favorite gift, my oiled-steel beauty, my iPod and the hubby ran over them.

My shrieking could be heard for miles.

Today when I listened to "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails, I could only hear every other word, because the right ear was no longer moving in stereo.

I wanna .... you .... an animal ...

Just not the same.