Get up, stand up

So, my friend and co-worker at the yet-to-be-named tax preparation company (which does NOT owe the IRS $32 million. Sheesh, people, learn a little about accounting) gave me a CD of a this stand-up comedian he thought I might like.

I have found my new fantasy boyfriend.

What I like most about this guy is that his humor is much like mine (mean), just every day observations of the idiots that surround us -- except much more funny.

My favorite bit is about his desire to have super powers. Now count back to the many conversations you've had with your friends while drunk or high in which you discussed which super hero you want to be. You know you've had this conversation.

Dane wants to shoot lazers from his dick. If you can't love a guy who wants to shot lazers from his dick, then there just isn't any love in this world.

Someone shit on the coats!

Look him up, seriously, you'll laugh your fucking ass off.