Overheard

"Son, you stink. Did you poopy in your pants."

"No!"

"Are you sure? It smells stinky down there."

"Yeah, I poop."

Commence to tot's room and changing table.

"Whew, boy. That's nasty. You are stinky!"

"Let me see."

"See what? The poop?"

"Yeah, I see it?"

Mommy peels back the diaper to reveal said offal.

"I lick it!"

"No, that's nasty. We don't lick poop!"

"Yeeaaaah! I want to lick it!"

(I just threw up in my mouth a little...)